TM Top 10: Ramon Bautista’s Top 10 Syota Lines

It’s the month of love and our resident pogi is here to make heart beats the millionth time around. Known for his smooth moves when it comes to women and his charming appeal may it be on or off the screen, internet action star, actor, host, filmmaker, professor, and one-fourths of Macho Manila, Ramon Bautista gives us the best lines for your darling, mahal, sweetheart or beh this February.

Witty and gallant at the same time, Ramon Bautista is every girl’s favorite sweet-talker with his romantic ways that will surely sweep you off your feet. For if the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach then the way to a woman’s heart is by making her laugh.

Author of relationship books “Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo” and “Help! Ayoko na sa Syota Ko!” check out Monra’s Top 10 Syota Lines. They’re sweet, funny, and an instant pick-me-upper to brighten up your February.

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Ramon Bautista’s Top 10 Syota Lines

1. Hindi lahat ng hayop nasa zoo … ‘Yung iba nagsasabi ng I love you.

2. Kung malamig, mag-jacket. Kung makati, huwag maging hapet.

3. Isang araw lang ang Valentines. Dapat sana ka na sa every day life mo.

4. Dapat hindi hadlang ang itsura, basta nagmamahalan, walang problema.

5. It’s not a bad life, just a bad love life.

6. Ang puso parang pandesal … ‘Pag iniwan mo, tumitigas.

7. Dreams come true basta huwag basta-bastang maga-aylabyu.

8. Aanhin and kagandahan kung ang alam naman puro kalandian.

9. Ang paghahanap ng love parang bingo …
Kay tagal mong hinihintay tapos ‘pag akala mo sa’yo na ang premyo, biglang may ibang mananalo.

10. Walang lalaking torpe sa malanding babae.

 

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